(Place on page 231, after para 3)
I remember doing a comedy routine at the Manor one year in the late 90s for their Spring Talent Show. Big mistake! Here was part of my "lame" jokes:
" My girlfriend broke up with me last week and stole my wheelchair. Guess who went crawling back to her?"
Lots of groans.
"She was so mean to me..always pushing me around. I finally had to stand-up for myself but I couldn't!"
More boos.
" I always wanted to look like Christopher Reeve but this is ridiculous!"
The crowd of residents turned hostile and started throwing tomatos at me ( just kidding).
Like I said, it can't be easy being a stand-up comic in a wheelchair!
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